Thursday, October 26, 2006

Burmashave and Abortion Rants

Yesterday I hit up Main Street with seven other people and participated in a demonstration for the "Vote No on 6" campaign.

For anyone not familiar with idiotic South Dakota politics, our state legislature decided to outlaw abortion, with the only exception being the life of the mother. No health of the mother, no rape, no incest. A referendum quickly passed, and now Referred Law 6 is the only South Dakotan campaign issue that matters.

So, anyway, we held up "Vote No on 6," "Fight Ignorance: Vote Pro-Choice," and "Honk if You're Voting Against Referred Law 6" signs and danced around. It was pretty fun; we got lots of honks, lots of support from passersby, newspaper coverage, and only two hecklers (one whose entire point was based around religion and one who claimed that lots of her friends wished they could have babies...to which our reply was, "Well, there are already plenty of kids who need to be adopted"). We also got a couple of people with broken horns who leaned out the windows and cheered, and one guy who feverishly rang the bell on his bicycle.

Afterwards, we all got coffee/tea/hot chocolate at the coffee shop, and it was a lot of fun. We debated how it feels to offend people, and concluded that though it's not something we would choose, it's our responsibility to defend ourselves from having people legislate moral questions (as opposed to things that have a viable, measurable, proven social harms--or at least things that the MAJORITY of people agree should be illegal--which isn't the case with abortion, even in SoDak, at least according to the preliminary poll numbers).

I, however, decided that I was just going to go with the new offensive thing, and my new mantra is "Fuck the rainforest."

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Randomly Overheard Conversations

God, I love college sometimes.

"Did you fart?"
"No."
"God, my breath stinks."

"I know you can get ticketed for running a red light, but is running a stop sign illegal?"

"Do you have Morgan for biology?"
"No. West."
"Oh. That's probably good. That guy was weird. One time he was talking about whale masturbation in the middle of lecture."
(the other guy didn't respond, but the look on his face was priceless)

"Didn't Poe write comedy, too?"
"Uh...not that I know of."
"I'm almost sure he did. Something about a jumping frog."
"The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Caleveras County?"
"Yeah, that's it."
"Dude, that's Mark Twain."
"No way."
"I read the book in high school, plus I've taken two semesters of American Lit. It's Twain."
"I'm almost sure it's Poe."
"I'm almost sure you're crazy. You call yourself an English major? Jumping Frog could not be any less Poe if it tried."
"It's Twain, then?"
"Very Twain."
"You're sure?"
"I can't believe you think this is a valid disagreement."
"Hm. I thought it was Poe."

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Shuffleomancy

Stolen from Dooey.

Open iTunes, activate Shuffle, and the answers to the following questions will be revealed to you.

How does the world see me?
"Popn Off at the F" - Desaparecidos

Will I have a happy life?
"Get Gone" - Fiona Apple

What do my friends really think of me?
“I Get Along" - the Libertines

Do people secretly lust after me?
“Screaming Infidelities" - Dashboard Confessional

How can I make myself happy?
"Dreaming of You" - the Coral

What should I do with my life?
"What a Waster" - the Libertines

Will I ever have children?
"Down Now" - French Kicks

What is some good advice for me?
"Fall at Your Feet" - Magnet

How will I be remembered?
"Common People" - William Shatner (featuring Joe Jackson)

What is my signature dancing song?
“Life on a Chain" - Pete Yorn

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Wasted and Ready" - Ben Kweller

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Louie Louie" - the Kingsmen

What song will play at my funeral?
"Heart in a Cage" - the Strokes

What type of men do you like?
"Devil in the Details" - Bright Eyes

What is my day going to be like?
"Mr. E's Beautiful Blues" - Eels

You know, I had never noticed it before, but "Life on a Chain" has got to be the least danceable song ever recorded.

Stay Tuned for More "Feeling Sorry for Myself!"

My day planner has become my diary.

That bothers me.

...

I must remember that the world is not going to end just because I bombed a Shakespeare midterm.

...

I am a bit depressed.

Signing off.