ARGH

Bullwhorefuckshitballs. Come on. No way, no way is Hosea the Top Chef. And no, Bravo, I'm not buying the whole "sweet doofy Midwestern kid" bit--not when you gave Leah the temptress edit so that we'd still sympathize with Hosea (engaged guy and girl with a boyfriend--if cheating goes down, the engaged party is the one committing the greater sin). Screw Hosea. Stefan cooked circles around him the whole competition. Is Stefan a cocky jerk? Yes. But is he the better chef? Also yes.

This show has got to start taking past performance into account. At least in the finale, for chrissakes.

Oh, and what did Casey do? Did she gain weight? Change her makeup? Her face was--I don't get it. Maybe the newly tiny eyebrows. Girl was looking rough--which, for Casey, means "pretty pretty" instead of "pretty pretty pretty," but it was still a bit odd. Perhaps I'm revealing that I never cared for Casey much, but I just can't quite figure out what was so off about her tonight (besides, you know, all the terrible advice and continuation of the Casey Curse). What was off about her (aesthetically)?