My life is insufferably dull.

I stayed home sick today, and I have absolutely nothing to say (rhyme unintentional).

Well, I guess I could say one thing: I have the most annoying neighbors ever. If you're going to scream a strange hybrid of the songs "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" and "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" at the top of your lungs, at least get the words right. On second thought, spare the neighbors and don't sing at all.

I'd like to give some kind of special award to the J. Geils Band for using a quadruple-negative in "Centerfold" ("This ain't no never-neverland"). I think that song defines cool.

Ok, so that's two things. I'm a compulsive liar.