Rockingest book ever. I found a copy of this book in our school library. Out of curiosity, I checked it out.

Hilarious.

Holy crap, this book rules. It's very earnest and takes itself very seriously; these Satanic teenagers must be stopped. Coping with Satanism takes it upon itself to weed out these worshippers of Lucifer. Guides to identifying Satanists are provided, as are instructions on just how to help these poor misguided individuals.

Now, I myself have never met anyone who claimed to be a Satanist. Clearly, I'm talking to all the wrong people, because according to Coping..., Satanism was everywhere when I was seven. The book was written in 1994, and apparently Satan-worshippin' was the thing that all the cool kids did.

Here's a fabulous review of the book.

By the way, I'm a Satanist. Good to know. I say this because two sure-fire ways to identify a Satanist are the individual's reading of books about Satanism and the individual celebrating on Satanic holidays. Oops. I read Coping with Satanism, and according to the book, some Satanic holidays just happen to be New Year's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and my birthday (July 25). So, yeah. All hail the mighty Lucifer and whatnot.