No, I Think It's a Cookbook

One of the great tragedies of this earth is that, in a university classroom, you can hear the question, "What was that 'Grecian Urn' thing--is it a poem or something?"

P.S. I bet you can't listen to music on your toaster. Well, I can.

P.P.S. We watched An Inconvenient Truth in class yesterday, and I have come to the conclusion that we're all terrible people and we're going to melt as punishment. In that vein, unplug your toasters! It saves energy and will make you not melt to death and stuff.