Oh, and before I forget: the little thing next to the title does indeed read, "There is no honor in Tetris." I didn't write that; it's graffitied on the wall of the Electric Rainbow arcade in Watertown. It's very tiny and is written next to the Skee-Ball machines (how else did you think I found it?). I love it. I went up and took about eight pictures of it with my digital camera. Lots of strange looks that day.

It's true, you know. Tetris is totally devoid of chivalry.