Before I forget, I must inform you of this: I have the weirdest neighbors ever. As I was walking out my door this morning, what do I hear? A nine-year-old's voice singing:
"She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to MOTHA!"

So, yeah. The fourth-grade neighbor boy was singing "Superfreak" on his porch this morning. Lordy (yes Lordy), I hope they move.