Today I learned how to tie a necktie (the four-in-hand knot, in case you're wondering, which I know you are). I'll grant you that it's a pretty useless skill for someone with two X-chromosomes. However, it's been bothering me since my friend Brandon asked me if I knew how to tie a necktie just before the NHS induction (he didn't either). I was unable to assist him, and our math teacher had to come to his rescue.

Now I can be useful...assuming that someone asks me to tie their necktie before I forget how.