RiotBecki Is My Favorite

1. There is a kitten sleeping on my elbow.

2. I am minorly obsessed with the Pipettes.

3. I am almost done knitting a new strap for a corduroy bag that has been sitting in my living room ever since its leather strap broke.

4. My mother took me and Joe out to dinner for her birthday tonight. I found out that I still don't really like Chinese. On the bright side, I really, really like my mother.

5. I can only tell a good story if I get to gesture and wave my hands around like an angry Russian diplomat.

6. Dad and I were debating as to which is more homoerotic: ultimate fighting or wrestling. I maintained that the use of unitards in wrestling automatically made it more questionable, but then we turned on the closed captioning on ultimate fighting. After the announcer did a recap of the match that involved the phrases "getting it from the rear," "pulling it in, pulling it in, pulling it in," and "finishing it off with a naked choke hold, and boom, it's over," I made my concession speech.