Special Friendships

Sometimes I worry that I have lost my sense of humor completely, but then I just go on Facebook and check my wall-to-wall with someone random, and I find instances where I posted things like this:

One time, Kyle kicked a puppy.

Not only that, but the puppy in question was so young that its eyes weren't even open yet.

And then he ate it.

So only talk to him if you like people who kick and eat little tiny newborn puppies.

God, he's pretty much a total cretin, isn't he?