I keep a constant battle going on my card table. I have two companies of army men (tan and green, of course), and they're always set up fighting on my table. Every once in awhile, I knock a couple of them down at random. Sometimes my cat gets in and his clumsiness (and penchant for stealing small things from my room) decides the victor. Once one side has fallen, I set everybody back up and start the battle over again.

Today I bought a bagful of plastic dinosaurs at Wal-Mart. The war is about to get a whole lot more interesting.