I got some plastic cowboys and Indians at Wal-Mart. This war gets weirder all the time.

On a totally unrelated note, we were talking about Alcoholics Anonymous in algebra today. We started listing all its little copycats: Sexaholics Anonymous, Families Anonymous, Cleptomaniacs And Shoplifters Anonymous, etc. My math teacher announced that he thought they should have a self-help group for confused classes.

We all thought he'd made an almost unnoticeable error (we thought he meant "confusing classes.") Unfortunately, he didn't. He proceeded to quip:

"Hello, my name is Algebra II, and I have problems."

I almost groaned just typing that.