T.-i.-m.-r.-o.-t.-d.: Vladimir. Vladimir is an original-issue iMac (meaning he's Bondi blue and about four years old). He's named after a certain former leader of the U.S.S.R.

Vlad is slightly disfigured; his CD-ROM drive is angled slightly inward after a memory-installing mishap. He's also had something up with one of his extensions ever since I tried to install Mac OS 9. Consequently, he runs on the lowly OS 8.6 and has a special set of extensions enabled at all times so that he doesn't crash. I suppose I could have a professional fix him, but that costs money. Vlad, dear, you aren't worth it.

Vlad has a 233 mHz processor (I don't know what that means) and 96 MB of RAM (that has something to do with how much stuff I can put on him). I'm not a big computer geek. I use an external cable modem for him. I used to have him connected to my dad's eMac via ethernet, but the ethernet hasn't worked since the OS 9 fiasco. If you're wondering, and I know you are, Vlad's browser of choice is Netscape 7.

Yep, I just posted about the flaws and specifications of my computer. Feel my wrath and boredom and MWAHAHA and all that.