I got into the National Honor Society, and my first assignment is "to write a poem about one of the senior members of N.H.S" for the induction ceremony on Thursday.

Everyone was complaining about it in Spanish, and someone asked me what mine was going to sound like. I hadn't even thought about it, so I offered, "Hm....what rhymes with 'motherf*cker'?" (The asterisk is there for politeness' sake.)

I got home and thought long and hard about this. I have come up with a solution: I'm writing either a limerick or a haiku.