I've revamped the sidebar. You may bow.

Lately I've been noticing that this journal is a little lacking in quips, quotes, and various witticisms. I'm not nearly sarcastic or jesting enough (as bloggers go). I'll try to fix that. Here goes:

Oh, look at the state of the world. Go look and see what's happening in the news. Isn't it just awful? Boy, it's a good thing that I'm around to tell everyone why society is flawed; otherwise you poor saps would never figure it out. Quipquipquip.

There. Am I doing better? Yes, I'm feeling a little sardonic right now. But good-sardonic. Not scathing-sardonic, just mellow-sardonic. Sardonic is a good word. Brzap. Signing off, (twirl) this is Sheldon...