The Difference Between Men and Women

It seems that Joe and I have had this conversation three or four times, and we inevitably reach the same conclusion.

If men (A) and women (B) switched bodies for a day, what would that day be like?

Answer A: Men would need two days. They would spend the entire first day naked with strategically placed mirrors. Also probably a mini-trampoline. On the second day, I suspect they would spend most of the time playing with all their new underwear and shoe options. Don't lie, you know it's true.

Answer B: Women would (maybe) jerk off once, and then spend the next twenty-three hours and fifty-one minutes opening jars and lifting heavy stuff. "Why, what's that, Little Old Lady? Let me help you with your applesauce. No, no, keep your butter knife, no loosening the seal on the lid today. Ta-da! Ooh, hey, softener salt." (Is the Little Old Lady in this scenario actually a Little Old Man whose gender has changed for the day? I don't know. And now you're over-thinking this.)