Dos cosas hoy.

First off, I forgot some things about the newspaper rant. Grievance #43 reads: "Corrections to a previous article are to be placed in a separate 'Corrections' box, not at the end of this week's lead story as an afterthought." Grievance 44? "If an individual is wrongly identified, one would think that it would be quite obvious to spell said individual's name properly in the correction." Yes, yes: they wrote the wrong name as homecoming king, and then, in the correction, they spelled the real king's name incorrectly. Wait, it gets worse--they also identified the queen in the correction, and...you guessed it! They spelled her name wrong, too.

Do you think they'll print corrections to their correction?

And, for my second point of the eve: Jesus is painting my school. There's a good-looking fellow in roughly his mid-20s with long brown hair and a well-kept beard who works with the construction company as a painter. He always wears all white, adn he bears a distinct resemblance to the more handsome representations of Christ. So I guess the reborn Messiah is a South Dakotan house painter.