Ooh, before I forget, yesterday totally had a Conversation of the Day. Speakers, in order, are me and Chantel's brother.

"I can't believe your mom had the ambition to make homemade egg rolls."
(a beat) "Oh, I was confused for a second there. I thought you said 'homemade Eggos.'"
"A homemade Eggo? That would be a waffle."