Answers:

1) Both.
2) No one knows.
3) Yes, you stuck-up little bitch.
4) Yep.
5) It's a mystery.
6) Because they're insanely attractive.
7) Because he's evil.
8) You'd never skipped a rock before.
9) Not very, considering the fact that the statewide curfew doesn't exist anymore.
10) Apparently not considering he let you drive on.
11) A construction company.