Bleagh. I just ate far, far too much. My stomach hurts and I feel obese. It's no wonder fat people sue fast food restaurants. There's definitely a "power of suggestion" aura about portion sizes; that small strawberry shake was not very small.

It's weird how you grow up and people tell you to eat everything on your plate. It becomes so ingrained in you that you end up overeating because of some childhood urge to please.

In the words of Toothpaste for Dinner (back when it was good), "Pastries are tasty and muffins are stuffin' and I am obese." Well, I'm not obese yet. I'm working on it, ok?