Gasp and drool.

In a desperate attempt to prove that I do indeed have two X-chromosomes, tonight I am going to link you to my favorite shopping site. It's called Blissen, and it's the girliest thing I can bring myself to like. Fortunately, it's quite effeminate.

(I must note at this point that I am by no means a tomboy. I'm just not one of those pink-clad sparkly girls you see in Seventeen. Now I'm shuddering.)

Blissen has many pretty things. It's pretty. Pretty pretty pretty. I like. Of course, I'm far too broke to actually buy stuff on it, so I just look. Each item is an original handmade design. Pretty pretty.

In conclusion, if you are A.) a girl, or B.) a pansy man, go visit Blissen. If you are neither of those, I guess you could go make a papier mache Satan or something. In fact, I think everybody should make a papier mache Satan. Forget all that Blissen crap. Lucifer art project it is.