What, pray tell, is better than an Algebra II class in which you end up having a free day and are allowed to play rattle for fifty minutes? Not much...except possibly Swedish Fish.
Don't tell my parents, but today they paid $2.65 for me to eat half a banana and three packets of crackers at lunch. Yo no como sopa con verderas y carne de vaca. (I don't eat vegetable beef soup. I also don't eat egg salad sandwiches, but I don't know how to say 'sandwich' in Spanish.)
When I grow up, I want to be a cult leader. My cult will worship Chester the Cheetah, and then we will all kill ourselves in order to catch the next spaceship behind a comet. Dangerously cheesy.
Don't tell my parents, but today they paid $2.65 for me to eat half a banana and three packets of crackers at lunch. Yo no como sopa con verderas y carne de vaca. (I don't eat vegetable beef soup. I also don't eat egg salad sandwiches, but I don't know how to say 'sandwich' in Spanish.)
When I grow up, I want to be a cult leader. My cult will worship Chester the Cheetah, and then we will all kill ourselves in order to catch the next spaceship behind a comet. Dangerously cheesy.
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