My God, I hate my family. Hell hath no fury like a smart-mouthed younger brother who gets away with everything because he has the world's mildest case of cerebral palsy.
Seriously, if you're a masochist, become a sixteen-year-old girl whose mom is never home and whose dad has unreasonably high expectations. Add a driving case of perfectionism and the hassle of a 14-year-old sibling whose CP only slightly impairs his motor skills (but who can do whatever the fuck he wants because "he has a disability!"), and you've basically got me.
Or, I suppose, you could accomplish the whole masochism thing by deliberately infecting yourself with leprosy. Either/or.
I can't wait until college.
Seriously, if you're a masochist, become a sixteen-year-old girl whose mom is never home and whose dad has unreasonably high expectations. Add a driving case of perfectionism and the hassle of a 14-year-old sibling whose CP only slightly impairs his motor skills (but who can do whatever the fuck he wants because "he has a disability!"), and you've basically got me.
Or, I suppose, you could accomplish the whole masochism thing by deliberately infecting yourself with leprosy. Either/or.
I can't wait until college.
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