As is par for the course, I'm feeling better now that it's early evening. I can already hear the cries of, "Early evening? What are you talking about? 5:12 p.m. is late afternoon, you bitch." My reply: "Considering it starts getting dark at 4:30, I call this early evening. And don't call me names, fuckass."

Profanity on a Sunday evening...that's the epitome of everything that's right with the world.