"The trick is to keep breathing."

It's blizzarding right now. I hate snow.

Allison is cranky. Cranky + snowed in/the square root of "Where the hell are my Teddy Grahams?" * ("I can't find my shoes" - "Some jackass is outside riding a bike through two inches of snow; give it up") = whiny Allison.

I just realized that the aforementioned jackass is my brother's best friend, and he's coming over. I hate that kid.

Arr rarr rarr.