Wednesday, September 28, 2005

A Public Service Announcement (With Guitar)

Stolen from Dooey.

Also, I don't believe in cuts. I don't post enough as it is; the last thing I want to do is make the front page shorter. Or something like that. It could be that I'm just lazy. Typing out a link takes the wind out of me. Shut up.

My comments (everyone loves an editorial) are italicized. God, I hate HTML.

[ ] I’ve run away from home.
[X] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[X] I shut others out when I’m sad.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an I-Pod.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[X] I love Disney movies. I cry during the mother song in Dumbo every time.
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes.
[X] I don’t kill bugs. I feel bad even when Louise, my Venus flytrap, catches something.
[X] I curse regularly. I'm sorry, "Jesusfucker" is just a great word.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ringtone.
[ ] I have “x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[X] I bake well. Snickerdoodles are my specialty.
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie
[X] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[X] I am in love with someone. Being in love is totally punk rock.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[X] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[X] I have many scars.
[X] I’ve been out of this country.
[X] I believe in ghosts. I'll swear up and down that my house is haunted.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I see/have seen a therapist.
[X] I love chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games/video games when i’m bored. I fucking love The Sims. And lately, I've been all nostalgic and have gone on a Pokemon kick.
[ ] Gotten lost in your city.
[X] Saw a shooting star.
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
[X] I have kissed a stranger. A little girl named Gracie gave me a kiss-on-the-lips goodbye once.
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fight with the same sex.
[ ] Been arrested.
[ ] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents.
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts. Accidentally. My boyfriend has taken a knee or two in his time.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[X] Broken a bone.
[ ] Played spin the bottle.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. They say it's damn near impossible to do without throwing up.
[X] Bitten someone. There's a running joke at Corporate Pizza Joint about this one. My gay manager is convinced that I was a biter as a child (totally not true--the biter at my day care was named James, and the lady would strap a football helmet to his head to keep us safe). I bite Joe, sometimes, out of affection.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[X] Gotten the chicken pox.
[X] Crashed into a friend’s car. I blame Jason and Alex and whoever else was in my car at the time. On the bright side, it was Alex's truck, and there was no damage.
[ ] Been to Japan.
[ ] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[X] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[X] Lied to a friend.
[X] Had a crush on a teacher/coach. I was six, and my swimming lessons teacher was a hot Italian guy.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[X] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[X] Saw someone dying. A cat.
[X]Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[ ] Been on a plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[ ] Eaten Sushi.
[ ] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[ ] Been ice skating.
[X] Met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] Been to a motorcross show.
[X] Gone/Going to college.
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers. So very allergic to codeine. As you know, found that one out the hard way.
[ ] Cheated on someone else
[ ] Have a tattoo

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