So, Saddam's been caught.

I don't know what to say. On the one hand, a horrible dictator has been captured. On the other hand, now we've got to give him a trial, and that's where things get messy. For every word he says, he'll gain a dozen followers. This makes me nervous.

Even more bothersome to me is the effect this will have on our country's politics. This is going to be a little too good for the Bush administration. Oh, Christ, what if he gets reelected? Fuckfuckfuck. Oh, Lord; that's the single most frightening concept that has ever existed. Dubya's reelection. I'm going to go vomit and then possibly shoot myself.