Lessons in Shopping
The word of the day is "swindle." As in, "Allison got swindled by a fast-talking Israeli and will forever after stay at least twenty feet away from mall kiosks."
I AM SCYLLA THE ROCK. AT LEAST ON MY GOOD DAYS.
(three...two...one...liftoff)
2 Comments:
Wait.. you mean there are mall kiosks out there that don't swindle? Where is such a magical place?
Poo on you; I have been very happy with a bracelet I once got for three bucks in the very same mall. Kiosks are crazy places on the whole, though, and the employees are damned aggressive, and I am a sap for an accent and an impressive demonstration.
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