Things you don't know about me (the shortlist):

• I have a crooked hairline. It's not a widow's peak; it's just all uneven.
  
• I can juggle.
  
• I buy boxes of fortune cookies and put the cookies in a jar on my desk. I open one if I'm feeling depressed. I don't eat it; the fortune just cheers me up. I keep the fortunes themselves in a glass bottle.
  
• When asked to draw a picture of someone, I draw guys as girls and girls as monsters. Today I sketched Bob with pigtails and a dress, and I doodled Rachel as an ogre.
  
• I have attached earlobes.
  
• My average body temperature is only 96.5 degrees.
  
• On my last physics assignment, I wrote every answer in a different style of handwriting. It was a six-page packet and took three hours to do (an hour to figure out the answers, two to write them).
  
• I know how to play very few songs on the piano. For the curious, "Moonlight Sonata," "Habañera," "Mack the Knife," "Greensleeves," and "Faith of our Fathers" are among them. I dream of being able to play Mozart's "Rondo Alla Turca."
  
• I don't eat brown M&Ms. They're poisonous.
  
• I only eat the yellow Dots. I've never tried any of the others.
  
• One of my chief annoyances is Uri Geller. It bothers me that he's allowed to exist.
  
• My English notebook has the words, "SMILE, JESUS HATES YOU" block-printed on it in black permanent marker.
  
• I like to draw pictures of nuclear holocausts.