Clean Teeth...TO THE X-TREME!

I got this new toothpaste, Aquafresh Extreme Clean. It's weird. It's kinda citrus-minty flavored and it foams up in your mouth. It's very handy for pretending to be rabid, a la Pee-Wee's Big Adventure or Calvin and Hobbes. It's kind of like an acid trip for your mouth.

Yes, I just wrote an about my toothpaste. Feel the wrath of my psychotically boring life. Feel it. It's a very violent wrath. My wrath will beat you senseless with your own femur, and I promise you, you will feel it then. Growr.